A PENIS doctor has revealed why you should never get an operation to enlarge your manhood.
Urologist Gordon Muir, from London, said that penis enlargement surgery is “misguided butchery”.
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He told The Times: “It’s like watching basketball all day and then deciding, ‘I should be 6ft 6in tall’.
“It led to a lot of misguided butchery. The tragedy is there is usually nothing unusual about their genitalia in the first place.
“Lots of men want to be bigger. But usually, after hearing the facts, they walk away.”
Penis expert Gordon added that enlarging your crown jewels will not actually improve your sex life – as many men hope.
He said: “Few women will want a ten-inch penis. If you’re too big the glans touches the cervix and that’s going to hurt.”
Gordon added that penis enlargement surgery became popular during the pandemic, when many young men watched “hours and hours of porn”.
He now flies around the world repairing penises which have been mangled by surgery.
The boffin did a massive study of 15,000 men in 2016 – which found that 80% wished their manhoods were larger, even though only 15% of women were unhappy with their partner’s size.
Gordon slammed the Penuma – a silicone implant which fits around the penis like a hot dog bun.
He said: “They’re awful. Don’t do it. As for fillers, getting silicone out of your penis is a nightmare because it sticks to everything.
“What women actually want is men who are kind, funny and not obese.
“If you’re really that worried about giving your partner pleasure, buy her a Rabbit.
“Live your life. For God’s sake, leave your penis alone.”
It comes after The Sun revealed that the number of over-80s being given Viagra is on the rise — including blokes 100-plus still up for it.