AN OnlyFans model who uses a £50,000 car to advertise her adult content was left speechless after a “jealous c***” keyed it.
The lout sliced through the pearlescent wrap of Mercedes Valentine’s motor in a Waitrose car park.
Mercedes Valentine was left speechless after a ‘jealous c***’ keyed her car
Mercedes with her £50,000 Mercedes GLE
The idiot left her with a £5,000 garage bill and a vast scratch down to the paintwork along her Mercedes GLE
The 23-year-old said the idiot left her with a £5,000 garage bill and a vast scratch down to the paintwork along her Mercedes GLE.
She said of the June incident: “Some jealous c*** did it in a Waitrose car park in Brighton.
“What rich, 60-year-old man wants to key up a car?
“He keyed all three panels down the right hand side.”
Mercedes went to the police after the incident but they told her CCTV in the car park didn’t catch the culprit.
She reckons the assailant may have lashed out because she advertises her Instagram ‘mercedesthedancerxo’ in her car windows.
The account has a link to her OnlyFans, where she earns £30,000-a-month flogging explicit content.
The model, who bought the car last year, explained: “It’s bloody good advertising, literally everywhere you go everyone is looking at you and taking pictures.
“They think it’s some sort of pimps car, they look at the Instagram handle and a little blonde girl pops out and all the men go ‘oooh’.
“I have already made the value of the car back thanks to the advertising my site on it, I’ve probably added five thousand followers.”
Mercedes was 21 when she started her OnlyFans two years ago following a stint as a professional stripper.
She says her niche is her flexible content made possible by Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which makes her body’s soft tissue “too bendy”.
The model, currently training as an amateur boxer, explained: “I’ve made the same amount of money within two years as I would in my entire life.
“It’s set me up for life. I definitely want to keep going.”
She reckons the assailant may have lashed out because she advertises her Instagram ‘mercedesthedancerxo’ in her car windows
Mercedes went to the police after the keying incident but they told her CCTV in the car park didn’t catch the culprit