Fortune teller predicts if Lionesses will win the World Cup using asparagus

A FORTUNE teller who used asparagus to predict the Lionesses will win the World Cup says Sunday’s final will be decided on penalties.

Jemima Packington — the world’s only asparamancer — claims she can peer into the future by tossing spears in the air and reading the shapes they make when they land.

Asparamancer Jemima is certain that the Lionesses will come out as winners on SundaySWNS

She correctly predicted Brexit, Queen Elizabeth’s death and Harry and Meghan quitting the Royal Family.

She forecast England’s glory at the end of last year.

Jemima, 66, of Bath, said: “The asparagus told me we’re in for a tense final and the game will go to penalties.

“But the Lionesses will come out as winners. I am sure of that.

“The asparagus could not reveal the score in normal time.

“But I know it’s going to be an extremely exciting final.

“We are in for a treat and I am confident of the girls bringing the trophy home.

“I will be glued to the TV myself. I have been watching every game and they have done the nation proud.

“They are inspiring the next generation. It’s wonderful to see so many children into it too.

“It really put women’s sport firmly on the map.”

   

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